BEWARE OF DOG; for lindsey and lauren, and others ;-)
As a stranger entered a little country store, he noticed a sign warning, "Danger! Beware of dog!" posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register.
"Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?" he asked the owner.
"Yep, that's him," came the reply.
The stranger couldn't help but be amused. "That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?"
"Because," the owner explained, "Before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him."
"Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?" he asked the owner.
"Yep, that's him," came the reply.
The stranger couldn't help but be amused. "That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?"
"Because," the owner explained, "Before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him."
posted by Pedro at
12:25 AM
4 Comments:
omg im ssooooo happy u named it after me!!!!!! well u put my name in it thats wat i meant!!!!and hahaha i love love love ur joke its so funny!!!!!!!
lauren got that from me!!! not fair laur!!!
That thing cracks me up everytime!! lol
aaaaa poor dog
People should read this.
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